Class 1-2
Hey, A-kun, A-kun!
What, Yoshiko?
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I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!
You're an idiot.
They were even bubble sheet tests! Isn't that amazing?!
You're a huge idiot.
Part 1
As your friend since we were little, I should warn you
that your idiocy is too great to permit your survival in this world.
What? No way!
I'm going to die?!
Then before I die...
I want to eat just one more banana!
Then I'll have no more regrets.
You really are an idiot.
You need to study, or you're never going to get a job.
Huh? That means every day will be like Sunday!
Hooray! Hooray!
You wouldn't be able to survive.
Then I'll win the lottery!
Like you'd win!
Come on, dream a little!
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Or I could become a housewife.
No one would marry you.
Fury
Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?
No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?
N-No... So what if I don't?
I knew it. You don't seem to understand girls, anyway—
You're so cold, A-kun.
Even when...
I love you so much!
Oh, I see.
So careless!
It's true!
You come wake me up every morning,
you tell me when I forget things...
And...
When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!
You give me bananas!
You're so sweet, A-kun!
Right.
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You even ended up in the same high school as me because you were worried about me.
You're too sweet.
No, you idiot.
It's only because I considered the required study time
and commute time. The good high schools were too far away.
Got it?
Yup! So basically...
You're a tsundere!
She's got no clue.
But whatever the reason might be, it makes me happy.
Thanks for always staying by my side, even though I cause you so much trouble.
As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!
Panties!
Oh, you're so shy!
That's not it!
I don't want to see your filthy panties!
What?!
Even I wouldn't have skid marks on my panties!
There's no poop on them!
Shut up!
Oh!
Apparently, the banana shop in front of the station
is getting in some super top-quality bananas today!
All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!
How exhausting...
School's not over yet!
Hey.
Wake up, you idiot.
Eek!
Part 2
I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.
She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.
Well, we are neighbors.
Even though I don't really have a choice...
Bananas so good...
I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.
You have my condolences.
If you two started going out, I wouldn't have anything to worry about. Peek.
That's impossible.
B-But she's not so bad on the outside.
Just think about it.
Humans don't fall in love with monkeys, do they?
Then please... Please, just make her somewhat human!
True... We shouldn't have her go out into society the way she is right now.
All right. I'll figure something out.
A-kun...
If that fails...
Let's have her commit a misdemeanor, so they'll lock her up in a cell.
A-kun...
Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.
You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.
O-Oh, please. You're cuter than me, Yoshiko-chan.
What? Really?!
Like, the cutest in the world?!
Huh?
S-Sure...
For real?! Then next, I'll be the cutest in the universe?!
S-Sure...
Wait, stop.
I beg of you, please don't encourage this idiot.
Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan is cuter than me.
Uh, no matter how you look at it, you're definitely cuter.
Huh?
You're hitting on her, A-kun?!
How could you, when you have someone like me?!
Shut up, you idiot!
Hey...
We're not together.
U-Um, uh...
I'm sorry!
Your face is scary, so I have to decline!
Hey...
Oh, A-kun...
No cheating on me allowed, you hear?
What the hell are you talking about, you idiot?
Even though you saw my panties again this morning?
You showed them to me when no one even asked you to!
W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!
Then put some damn clothes on!
Part 3
All right.
Is there anything anyone doesn't understand up to this point?
Yes!
I don't understand any of it!
Well, that's not good.
Indeed, it is not.
So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!
I wonder why I don't get any of this.
Maybe there's something else you're good at besides your studies.
Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?
Bananas!
U-Um... I meant is there anything that you like to do?
Something I want to do?
I want to stand above others.
That's...
...impossible for you.
Huh?!
B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe you can make others cheerful, too.
Right?!
You should end up beneath me in your future, too, Sayaka-chan.
Th-That's...
I-I mean, I don't have any talents.
Have a little more faith in yourself!
It's okay.
If you try really hard, you'll end up being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.
Right?
Pretty sure you could get mad at any time now.
Also, know your place, Yoshiko.
Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.
I'm serious!
And you need to tell her when she's being impossible!
What?
Jeez you're going to scare Sayaka-chan with a face like that!
I-I don't really care about being liked by your friends.
That's not good! You don't even have any friends, let alone a girlfriend!
R-Really?
Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.
Ah...
B-But I'm sure he has at least a couple of friends.
Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.
Hey!
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See?
S-So tragic...
Really, stop.
All right.
I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.
Really?! You aren't scared?
Yeah. Now that I know how tragic he is, he's not scary anymore.
Oh, I totally get that.
Cheer up, okay?
Isn't that great, A-kun?
Her kindness... hurts.
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All right, it's done!
A-kun's at the height of puberty, so I'm sure that when he sees this,
he'll get all worked up and...
Yoshiko's boobies!
Eek! A-kun, you perv!
It's okay, A-kun. You can't help it, since you're a boy.
Yoshiko!
Part 4
Disciplinary Committee
The disciplinary committee will be searching everyone's belongings.
Make sure you thoroughly show us the inside of your bags.
A search... Hey, go throw that book away.
No! This book is basically a part of me!
You, there! What do you think you're bringing into school?
Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.
Hey!
I'll be confiscating that as the head of the disciplinary committee.
Bringing something so indecent to school so boldly...
It's people like you that bring disorder to the decency of this school.
Damn that Yoshiko...
Are you listening to me?
Your boobs are huge!
The president of the disciplinary committee's boobs
bring more disorder to this school's decency than anything else!
Wh-Who do you think you are?
I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!
Could I squeeze your boobies for science?
O-Of course not!
Oh, come on. I'm not saying "for free."
Hey, I'm the president of the disciplinary committee. You can't...
She must be an idiot.
What?
Then...
How about a banana?
Huh?
And it's no ordinary banana!
Once you eat it...
What's with this girl? She's so creepy.
Your body will crave more, until you can't go on without it.
Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?
Huh? It's just a high-quality banana. They cost 1,000 yen each!
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Huh?
Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!
Oh, a peni—
No!
You're wide open!
Wait, don't...
This is...
Mother of God!
This heft! The bounciness! These aren't boobs anymore, they're...
They're... What are they?!
What are you?!
I-If my boobs were that big, A-kun would love me more.
Erf.
Nope.
Sorry about that. Are you all right?
Y-Yes.
If that idiot ever causes you trouble again, let me know.
I'll kill her.
O-Okay.
Aho Girl Multiplies!
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